The Loki Games With The Winchesters

dirkbot:

things they don’t show you in porn:

  • elbowing each other in the face
  • leg cramps
  • queefing
  • accidentally pulling each other’s hair
  • ass pubes

things they also don’t show in porn:

  • sleepy morning sex
  • mutual giggle fits over awkward situations
  • sex fading into cuddles fading into sex and back into cuddles
  • your lover’s o face

so don’t ever compare yourself to porn thank you

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lolitsgabe:

Shut. The fuck. Up.

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upworthy:

I Was Ready To Be Offended By This ‘Ray Rice Makeup Tutorial,’ Until She Put On Her Foundation

The footage of former Ravens running back Ray Rice punching his then-fiancée in the face started a much-needed conversation about domestic violence. This comedian took a completely different approach with a “Ray Rice Inspired Makeup Tutorial” that could’ve gone so incredibly wrong but instead gets it so so right.

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sherlockbringthejam:

"Money won’t make you happy"

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

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sarahtypeswords:

thedramaticsneeze:

ninichan1213:

cloak-wand-and-stone:

arandomfangirl:

uneducatedfuck:

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like

“How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?”

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I lost it.

THAT FACE

HE’S SO STRESSED ABOUT THE BOYS

I don’t watch Supernatural and sometimes it is just so hard to tell if some of these gifs really happened, if they’re fan made, or outtakes.

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familycomesfirst42:

Fun fact: Jim Beaver is actually fluent in Japanese; it was his idea to add this line and have Bobby speak Japanese.

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smeckledorfd:

People in the comments on Sam Pepper’s video are saying shit like “the girls were alright with it so it’s fine” but do you actually think he showed all the girls he harassed? Do you really think he would show someone calling him out on his shit or responding angrily? He had the power to make it look as harmless as possible but that doesn’t mean it was harmless

posted 12 hours ago with 9 notes

happylittlehowell:

Phil unfollowed Sam pepper, you go Phil you go

happylittlehowell:

Phil unfollowed Sam pepper, you go Phil you go

posted 12 hours ago with 391 notes
"(c) Any person who touches an intimate part of another person for
the purpose of sexual arousal, sexual gratification, or sexual abuse,
and the victim is at the time unconscious of the nature of the act
because the perpetrator fraudulently represented that the touching
served a professional purpose, is guilty of sexual battery. A
violation of this subdivision is punishable by imprisonment in a
county jail for not more than one year, and by a fine not exceeding
two thousand dollars ($2,000); or by imprisonment in the state prison
for two, three, or four years, and by a fine not exceeding ten
thousand dollars ($10,000)."
~

California Penal Code Section 243.4 subsection C

In case it wasn’t clear that what Sam fucking Pepper did in his video was illegal, here’s the law that could (hopefully) stick him in jail. 

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